Q. If Bob had a name, what would it be?

A. Bob

Q. And would you call it to his face, if you were faced with him in all his glory

A. You bet! "Hi Bob!"

Q. What would you ask if you had just one question?

A. What's Suzanne Pleshette really like? Or possibly, did you do Mary Frann?

Q. If Bob had a face, what would it look like

A. Just an ordinary, average, balding psychologist-slash-innkeeper